rAyE mEmAnG x bEsT...

To hani: Aku taw raye ko taun ni sangat best...

x kira, ko n orang2 yg kat depan laptop skrg ni, kena dengar jugak jeritan batin aku... for the first time weyh, x penah rase raye sesedey nih... coz of what? every inch of rumah aku tu, mesti ade je part yang boley buat aku menangis terkenang kat kawan2 skolah dulu... tulah tempat diorang lepak, tulah tempat diorang bace komik, tempat diorang makan, tido, baring, tergolek, terlentang... (konfirm aku buleh nangis skrang jugak...)

dulu walaupun aku jauh kat kedah ni, korang (bukan korang yg bace ea)... still form six lagi kat mahad tu... still wujud kat sebelah pagar rumah aku tu... kalo stakat nak datang tengok kelliwoon every jumaat malam, x de hal la kan... sms je aku, sah2, pintu gate rumah aku tu terbukak automatik... and kalo dah namanya lepak sambil tengok kelliwoon tu, konfirm ar korang belasah sekali barang2 dapur umah aku tu an... kalo xde stok pon, korang boleh je dengan selamberland potong buah mangga and blender sndiri mangga2 aku tu walaupon time tu dah hampir tengah2 malam... (korang peduli ape warden nak tangkap korang kan3)...

dasar gedik, bile ari raye je, satu muka tu boleh sampai dua tiga kali singgah... alasan korang, nak teman budak2 lain yg x penah datang rumah aku raye... yela2, aku terima je alasan tu... and before nak datang tu, pandai pulak order siap2... nak mi bandung la, nak laksa la, nak nasi ayam la... korang memang gedik... tapi mak aku bagi jugak... bagi mi goreng... sampaikan bila next time korang datang, korang dah x mintak menu lain kan... coz mi goreng bunda aku @ bunda x rasmi korang tu jugak, memang korang x kan tinggalkan seutas pon... (betul bobo..??)

korang memang kuat makan... (aku taw sangat tu)... and bila datang rumah aku, rajin je korang masuk dapur kan... yela, stakat tunjuk muka je... kalo datang nak makan je, segan pulak ye tak... demad lagi, x nak makan sayur la, x nak pedas2 la, tapi tetap habis licin korang bedal sume...

bonda...?? x penah dia peduli korang keluar masuk rumah tu... yela, da macam rumah korang sendiri kan... dah macam anak2 dia pulak... bila lapar, korang balik rumah, pastu pegi sekolah balik... alaa korang ni... comey je bab2 macam ni ea...

tapi series, sekarang korang sume dah jauh kat mesir... seciput pon x tinggal kat m'sia niyh... kalo ada pon, of coz bukan korang la kan... so, raye taun ni, memang sangat lain... bunda pon cakap macam tu... see? bukan aku sorang je rindu kat korang... empat tahun weyh aku kena tunggu korang balik sini... and meaning, empat tahun aku akan rase raye macam niyh... tengok mi goreng je nak nangis, tengok mi goreng je nak nangis... huuu... balik la cepat weyh... aku rindu niyh...

walaupon muke korang, perangai korang dan segala2 yg tentang korang tu terlalu amat sangatlah sengal... tapi aku tetap sayang korang...

gEnG jALaN2 CaRi MaKaN D hUsPiTaL...

Hari khamis ari tu, setengah beban kitorang sume dah gedebak jatuh dari bahu ni... at last, economy test aku berakhir dengan hampeh... what? yela, aku serius ni... memang hampeh aku rase... betul2 harapkan markah daripada topic unemployment je untuk skor... yang lain2 tu entah la... tawakkal alallah je la ea ocha... any how, sehampeh hampeh eco tu, aku puas ati la coz untuk test law and global i did quite well... kot same gak cam eco tu, alamatnye... haish, selamat tinggal kawan2, aku nak merajuk pegi yugoslavia nih... UN da anta surat untuk mission impossible kat sane... (agak laa...)

okeh2, kita patah balik kat malaysia... nak cerita la ni... pasal kitorang gi melawat shah a.k.a anak datuk ismail a.k.a klasmet kitorang kat huspital sg petani tu haa... pe name huspital tu ntah, x sempat plak nak investigate...

dan ni... antara babak yang sempat di saksikan oleh kamera k770i saye ni haa...

mule2 kitorang gi kat wat kenanga... pastu nurse kat bawah tu kata shah da tukar kat wad bunga raya...
(ape la name2 bunga je sume ni, x komersial tol)

haha, saye dah nampak dah pintu wad dia... nih2...

nak dekat lagi...? hambek kaw...
sila perasan sesuatu... wad ni 4 orang je taw...
meaning...?? high kelas tu... ahaks..

dah2, gi masuk cepat...

tadaa... ni lah shah...
alamak shah ni, pandang la kamera ni haa...

yaaa... ini yang kita mauu...
okeh presenting... geng jale2 caghi make di hospital...!!!

xde pape gmbar makanan untuk di snap...
even shah punye lunch pon da selamat masuk dalam perot beliau...hehe..

tapi x pe... kita masih ade makanan untuk di pertontonkan di sini... coz after gi huspital, kitorang pegi ke lokasi jalan2 carik makan kami yang terletak berhampiran jam besar... tapi kekesalan sket coz x de bukti betape besarnyer jam tu dengan hangpa suma naa... huwahaha, bayangkan je la jam tangan korang tu sebesar bas skolah, pastu tegakkan kat tengah2 jalan..hahah...

terletak di lokasi yang x dapat dikenal pasti...
di lorong yang agak sempit dan kecil...
tetapi masih mempunyai nilai2 menarik...
ape yang menariknye...?? haa, ini yang kite x taw niyh...
(hani, sila jangan gelojoh ye, kontrol2...)

okeh, much better hunny...

and presenting...
kerew jemputan kitorang pada minggu niyh...

ezzy a.k.a bufday girl...
(lupe plak nak intro tyme kat huspital tadi hehe... achik kaw)

and bile perut dah kenyang...
jalan2 cari baju la pulak ek...

okeh dah2... jom pulang, besok2 kita shopping lagi... dan kepada shah, semuga cepat sembuh la ye... walaupun da kuar huspital da skarang ni an... x kisah la... semuga selamat sume2nye... anyhow... wait for the next post... ade yang lagi best untuk dikungsi kan... hahai...

p/s: i wish, mak cik yang crash aku ari tu, not take any legal action on me... coz sey ni x la mengamalkan undang2 jalan raye walaupun ber'title' pelajar undang2... (ape lagi ocha, ko pegi tukar kos skrang...)

BULI BAA KALAU KAU...

kALaU jOdOh KitA xDe LaGi...

korang promise ea jangan lupakan aku... bila aku pikirkan yang kita dah nak abes part 3 niyh, aish, rase cam x caye pulak... sok2, kalo kite x de jodoh, kot terjumpe kat mana2 tu, tegoq2 la ea... nak tanya jalan ke, nak tanya alamat ke, nak tanya nama pon boley la... janji korang tegoq... (ingat ni kaunter pertanyaan ape?)

Pastu, nak kawen nanti jangan pulak buat2 lupa nak ajak aku... insya-Allah, korang kawen dekat bumi mane pon aku akan datang... haa, time tu, buleh la aku letak wedding ceremony korang kat belog aku niyh...haha.. komersial kan...???

korang ingat wasiat aku ni taw...

ESPECIALLY... korang bertiga...
kalo korang x jemput aku, aku ban korang punye nama dalam belog aku niyh... FAHAM...!!

BiLe DaH BoRiNg...

erm, ni tag dari ummi nadzirah... bukan ummi kepada nadzirah atau ummi yang anak2 panggil kat mak diorang dalam bahase arab tu... tapi ummi yang kawan2 nadzirah panggil beliau... uish, paham ke dok nih..? ala, senang citer, tag ni datangnye khas dari syazni nadzirah laa... lame betol nak cari specific date and time nak buat mende nih... (ala, cam la penting sangat)... memang x penting pon... tapi bile darjah keboringan dah mencecah tahap nak panjat bumbung mahsuri or dah sampai rase macam nak kira berapa banyak daun kat pokok depan apartment aku nih, so... baek aku buat ni dulu... kot x hilang2 jugak boring tu, erm, nak mintak nasihat pakar matematik la pulak... rasanye idea nak suoh pakar matematik tu ulang balik topik2 algebra, index and linear equation kat aku pon ok gak an... nak menghilangkan boring punye pasal...

da la, da la... scroll down please...

"100 Truths. After you've filled this out, tag 15 people and have them do the same"
(nak ignore ni boleh?)

Last beverage → air oren f&n campur pati sarsi and beberapa titik minyak angin perisa serai. (no kidding) Last phone call → bonda, along dah beli jubah kuning tu...!!! love it so much... Last instant message → aku nak masuk tido dulu... jom la tido... (agak2 siapa beliau?) Last song you listened to → tum agar samne (konfirm hindustan) Last time you cried → folder bel 332 dalam pendrive hilang gara2 banyak hantu bernama trojen... (sememeh ocha ni)

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice → nope even one Been cheated on → hardly or lightly...? dua2 pon penah... Kissed someone & regretted it → Ya Allah... sumpah x mau ingat... lips to lips u noe... when i was in standard one... (ala, budak2, euwww...) Lost someone special → sebab tu x mau jadikan sape2 special... coz i dont want to lose them...

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:

Fallen out of love → not in the past month but since the past 2 years... (loyal habes ni..!) Laughed until you cried → over la tu sampai nak nangis2 pulak... Met someone who changed your life → haven't reach that level yet... one fine day maybe... Found out someone was talking about you → mulut orang x boleh nak tutup... tapi bila part find out one that talking bout me, erm... kandid reaction orang tu and frame pastu gantung kat bilik ok gak... Have you kissed anyone on your top friends? → kalo top friend tu husband i, tanpa ragu2 la i jawab YES...!!! kalo girl...??? in your dream la... How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? → not many... sorang dua maybe... How many kids do you want to have → 2 football team boleh...?? or netball ke... rugby pon jadilah... Do you have any pets → dulu ade ikan kaloi... slalu bagi makan nasi melukut dengan sayur keladi sambil nyanyi lagu ala2 crita bawang merah bawang putih... Do you want to change your name → bukan tukar... saje nak modified and bagi laen drp yang laen sket... (nama ocha tu komersial what) What time did you wake up today → 4.11 pm (series x tipu)... coz stay up sampai kol 5 pagi... What were you doing at midnight last night ? Mandi, texting and editting my speech... Name something you CANNOT wait for → nak khawin...!!! (dasar gatal punye budak) Last time you saw your father → when he waved me the moment i get into the transnasional bus last week... (malam merdeka aritu)

What's one thing you wish you could change → my past for sure...! Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Tom Cruise...?? mesti la penah... baru jumpe time sembahyang terawikh tadi... (uish, da masuk islam ke beliau?) What's getting on your nerves right now → i'm missing someone... really...!!! What's your real name → ain nathasha binti omar... (sedap??? haa, tambah la lagi nasik tu, jangan malu2...) Zodiac sign → cancer... i ni budak ketam taw... sepit kang...! Elementary/primary School → institut pengajian tinggi tadika kemas, sek.keb.datuk abdullah (bukan ahmad badawi ye), sek men rendah agama gemencheh... High School → maahad ahmadi (laka hubbi wa fuadi...) Hair color → merah jambu... komersial x...?? Long or short → 250 kilometre per hour... amacam? dare to bet? Are you a health freak → so far, nope. Righty or lefty → kalo i kata dua2 pon boleh, u all caye x...??

FIRSTS:

First surgery→ x penah... tapi teringin gak nak rase... (chis, jumpe doktor gigi pon takut) First piercing → telinga la, takkan lidah pulak... adoyai... First best friend → bib (agak2 laki ke pompuan) First sport you joined → isi air dalam botol... hahai, malu akak nak ngaku, dik... First pet → wonderpet... sejak dia femes masuk tv tu, terus jadi kachang lupekan kulit... ape la diorang nih... First vacation → dalam rahim bonda saye... seronok sangat tempat tu... nak pegi lagi boleh...? First crush →banyak kali... but the hardest, for two years i'm hoping...

CURRENTLY :

Eating → cheezy chachos... Drinking → air sarsi oren perisa minyak serai tadi la... Waiting → for madam shafinah, for replying my message petang tadi...

YOUR FUTURE :

Want kids? → plural itu penting... x mau singular okeh... Want to get married? → itu sunah, mesti la... Careers in mind? → nak ajar kanak2 di china, jepun or korea, tatabahasa dan peribahasa bahasa melayu... even aku tataw bahasa diorang... ah, aku x kiree...

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger → awat dok gedik sangat tanye soalan kiss2 dari tadi niyh...?? aku kiss ko nak...?? Lost glasses/contacts → of course... but i dont bother try to find it... (ape jenis orang aku ni ntah) Ran away from home → kalo nak bonda jadi part time freaky lecturer, buat laa... Broken someone's heart → pernah... i'm a heart breaker... x taw ke...? Been arrested → walaupun saye x de lesen, tapi so far not yet... Turned someone down → x sampai hati la... with unintention penah kot... Cried when someone died → belum pernah lagi mengalami kesedihan melampau begitu... and hope i won't...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself → YES... as i noe myself very well... Miracles → mukjizat... god willing, of course la caye... Love at first sight → i have a different definition about love... first sight...? not me... Heaven → syurga dan neraka... of course i do believe it... Santa Claus → kalo aku betul2 nampak dia tunggang 7 ekor rusa kat udara tu... i'll think trice... Kiss on the first date → kalo first date tu jatuh pada malam pertama... SAYE SETUJU...!!! Angels → x payah pikir panjang... diorang tengah catit kat kiri kanan bahu kowrang tu skrang niyh...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

Is there one person you want to be with right now? → not one... saye nak jumpe madam shafinah...!!! (to consult my speech), bonda (nak tunjuk jubah baru) and him... immediately..! Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → sorang pon x pandai nak jaga... Is this questionnaire a waste of time? → yup... but i'm not as bored as before... (yeay!)

who would like to answer this...? who wants to be a millionniare...?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

millionnare...?? kalo betul2 buleh jadi, aku nak lagi skali la... (kan dah cakap, nak ignore mende niyh tadi...) malas ahh layan...

sAyE x LuPe, cUmE x dE mAsE jE...

Ari tu kawan baek saye tanye, x de post baru ke...?? saye jawab la x, coz memang x de ape yang nak di post... maybe, saye faham sesuatu... x tawu la samada ape yang saye faham itu same sperti ape yang beliau maksudkan atau tidak... tapi yang pasti, lambat macam mane pon, saye tetap akan post jugak ape 'yang saye paham' tu untuk dia...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAYANG...
(this is belated post, not belated wish kan?)

here, a note to say:

knowing you is the best thing happen to me,
meeting u has been my greatest pleasure,
u make me feel happy,
u make me want to sing,
our friendship no one can measure,
and i guarantee it is for sure,
may Allah bless u,
may all your dream come true,
may you grow wiser too...


hehehe, sengaja nk wish awal sket,
coz bile umo bertambah,
jodoh pon makin dekat... kan? kan?


okeh, ni betui2 punya...
absalutely truth u noe...

p/s: ingat, angka umur kita dah sameeeee... yeay...!!!