BiLe DaH BoRiNg...

erm, ni tag dari ummi nadzirah... bukan ummi kepada nadzirah atau ummi yang anak2 panggil kat mak diorang dalam bahase arab tu... tapi ummi yang kawan2 nadzirah panggil beliau... uish, paham ke dok nih..? ala, senang citer, tag ni datangnye khas dari syazni nadzirah laa... lame betol nak cari specific date and time nak buat mende nih... (ala, cam la penting sangat)... memang x penting pon... tapi bile darjah keboringan dah mencecah tahap nak panjat bumbung mahsuri or dah sampai rase macam nak kira berapa banyak daun kat pokok depan apartment aku nih, so... baek aku buat ni dulu... kot x hilang2 jugak boring tu, erm, nak mintak nasihat pakar matematik la pulak... rasanye idea nak suoh pakar matematik tu ulang balik topik2 algebra, index and linear equation kat aku pon ok gak an... nak menghilangkan boring punye pasal...

da la, da la... scroll down please...

"100 Truths. After you've filled this out, tag 15 people and have them do the same"
(nak ignore ni boleh?)

Last beverage → air oren f&n campur pati sarsi and beberapa titik minyak angin perisa serai. (no kidding) Last phone call → bonda, along dah beli jubah kuning tu...!!! love it so much... Last instant message → aku nak masuk tido dulu... jom la tido... (agak2 siapa beliau?) Last song you listened to → tum agar samne (konfirm hindustan) Last time you cried → folder bel 332 dalam pendrive hilang gara2 banyak hantu bernama trojen... (sememeh ocha ni)

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice → nope even one Been cheated on → hardly or lightly...? dua2 pon penah... Kissed someone & regretted it → Ya Allah... sumpah x mau ingat... lips to lips u noe... when i was in standard one... (ala, budak2, euwww...) Lost someone special → sebab tu x mau jadikan sape2 special... coz i dont want to lose them...

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:

Fallen out of love → not in the past month but since the past 2 years... (loyal habes ni..!) Laughed until you cried → over la tu sampai nak nangis2 pulak... Met someone who changed your life → haven't reach that level yet... one fine day maybe... Found out someone was talking about you → mulut orang x boleh nak tutup... tapi bila part find out one that talking bout me, erm... kandid reaction orang tu and frame pastu gantung kat bilik ok gak... Have you kissed anyone on your top friends? → kalo top friend tu husband i, tanpa ragu2 la i jawab YES...!!! kalo girl...??? in your dream la... How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? → not many... sorang dua maybe... How many kids do you want to have → 2 football team boleh...?? or netball ke... rugby pon jadilah... Do you have any pets → dulu ade ikan kaloi... slalu bagi makan nasi melukut dengan sayur keladi sambil nyanyi lagu ala2 crita bawang merah bawang putih... Do you want to change your name → bukan tukar... saje nak modified and bagi laen drp yang laen sket... (nama ocha tu komersial what) What time did you wake up today → 4.11 pm (series x tipu)... coz stay up sampai kol 5 pagi... What were you doing at midnight last night ? Mandi, texting and editting my speech... Name something you CANNOT wait for → nak khawin...!!! (dasar gatal punye budak) Last time you saw your father → when he waved me the moment i get into the transnasional bus last week... (malam merdeka aritu)

What's one thing you wish you could change → my past for sure...! Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Tom Cruise...?? mesti la penah... baru jumpe time sembahyang terawikh tadi... (uish, da masuk islam ke beliau?) What's getting on your nerves right now → i'm missing someone... really...!!! What's your real name → ain nathasha binti omar... (sedap??? haa, tambah la lagi nasik tu, jangan malu2...) Zodiac sign → cancer... i ni budak ketam taw... sepit kang...! Elementary/primary School → institut pengajian tinggi tadika kemas, sek.keb.datuk abdullah (bukan ahmad badawi ye), sek men rendah agama gemencheh... High School → maahad ahmadi (laka hubbi wa fuadi...) Hair color → merah jambu... komersial x...?? Long or short → 250 kilometre per hour... amacam? dare to bet? Are you a health freak → so far, nope. Righty or lefty → kalo i kata dua2 pon boleh, u all caye x...??

FIRSTS:

First surgery→ x penah... tapi teringin gak nak rase... (chis, jumpe doktor gigi pon takut) First piercing → telinga la, takkan lidah pulak... adoyai... First best friend → bib (agak2 laki ke pompuan) First sport you joined → isi air dalam botol... hahai, malu akak nak ngaku, dik... First pet → wonderpet... sejak dia femes masuk tv tu, terus jadi kachang lupekan kulit... ape la diorang nih... First vacation → dalam rahim bonda saye... seronok sangat tempat tu... nak pegi lagi boleh...? First crush →banyak kali... but the hardest, for two years i'm hoping...

CURRENTLY :

Eating → cheezy chachos... Drinking → air sarsi oren perisa minyak serai tadi la... Waiting → for madam shafinah, for replying my message petang tadi...

YOUR FUTURE :

Want kids? → plural itu penting... x mau singular okeh... Want to get married? → itu sunah, mesti la... Careers in mind? → nak ajar kanak2 di china, jepun or korea, tatabahasa dan peribahasa bahasa melayu... even aku tataw bahasa diorang... ah, aku x kiree...

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger → awat dok gedik sangat tanye soalan kiss2 dari tadi niyh...?? aku kiss ko nak...?? Lost glasses/contacts → of course... but i dont bother try to find it... (ape jenis orang aku ni ntah) Ran away from home → kalo nak bonda jadi part time freaky lecturer, buat laa... Broken someone's heart → pernah... i'm a heart breaker... x taw ke...? Been arrested → walaupun saye x de lesen, tapi so far not yet... Turned someone down → x sampai hati la... with unintention penah kot... Cried when someone died → belum pernah lagi mengalami kesedihan melampau begitu... and hope i won't...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself → YES... as i noe myself very well... Miracles → mukjizat... god willing, of course la caye... Love at first sight → i have a different definition about love... first sight...? not me... Heaven → syurga dan neraka... of course i do believe it... Santa Claus → kalo aku betul2 nampak dia tunggang 7 ekor rusa kat udara tu... i'll think trice... Kiss on the first date → kalo first date tu jatuh pada malam pertama... SAYE SETUJU...!!! Angels → x payah pikir panjang... diorang tengah catit kat kiri kanan bahu kowrang tu skrang niyh...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

Is there one person you want to be with right now? → not one... saye nak jumpe madam shafinah...!!! (to consult my speech), bonda (nak tunjuk jubah baru) and him... immediately..! Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → sorang pon x pandai nak jaga... Is this questionnaire a waste of time? → yup... but i'm not as bored as before... (yeay!)

who would like to answer this...? who wants to be a millionniare...?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

millionnare...?? kalo betul2 buleh jadi, aku nak lagi skali la... (kan dah cakap, nak ignore mende niyh tadi...) malas ahh layan...