BaHaSa MeLaYu SuCkS - YoU sUcKs!

Peace be upon u people,
Assalamualaikum,
Selamat Hari Jumaat,

Rajin pulak aku menghapdet belog semenjak-dua menjak ni. Update bahasa mat saleh pulak tu. Kemain. Padahal der, wa ambil course bahasa Melayu je. Bahasa Melayu Komunikasi Profesional dan Bisnes. Then apa yang profesional sangat pasal course wa ni? Bahasa Melayu pulak tu. Budak English for Professional cakap course wa ni suck. Padahal depa cakap dengan kawan-kawan pun -korang-nak-makan-kat-mana-weh? Apasal tak cakap -where-you-wanna-eat-weh? Kan?

Memanglah. Kalau Bahasa Melayu je semua loser. A big capital letter L kalau boleh nak tayang depan mata. Der, jangan kau ingat kau student bahasa Inggeris kau hebat sangat cakap omputih. Setakat seketul dua yang dok pung pang pung pang speaking depan interviewer hari tu kau dah riak bangga takabur jangan der. Allah marah. Mummy daddy marah. Penyakit riak ni kalau simpan lama-lama boleh jadi munafik der. Sia-sia pakai tudung tutup aurat perfect gaya muslimah sejati macam ustazah pilihan dah complete pekej dah dengan muka lawa hebat speaking yelah dulu belajar oversea kan. Tapi kalau dah dapat title munafik, what's the point?

And if you're thinking that bahasa Melayu is sucks, then you're the one who sucks! Live anywhere you want but not Malaysia. We're practicing bahasa Melayu everyday. It's our national and formal language. Our symbolic. Our proud. Dalam parlimen pun cakap bahasa Melayu der. Until you don't even speak a single word in bahasa Melayu then I can accept your damn suck statement. Jangan nak poyo sangat dengan lidah mat saleh kau tu.

You know what? There are still thousand of people out there who really fluent and always comfortable with other languages. They can even speak Japanese, Mandarin, Arabic, Spanish yet they are still proud to communicate in bahasa Melayu. What is wrong with bahasa Melayu? And what is so proud with bahasa Inggeris? It's just a part of our talent and don't forget it's also a gift from our Creator. Setakat tahu satu bahasa, are you proud enough?

Jadi janganlah dok riak sangat dengan bahasa omputih tu sampai nak menghina-hina bahasa sendiri der. Wa pun belajar grammar. Tapi tak la sampai nak tukar rambut kaler blonde macam lu. Eh, rambut lu blonde ke?

i love apb

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salah der

SAYA CINTA AKADEMI PENGAJIAN BAHASA!

(dah, pegi solat jumaat sekarang)